Intelligence is psuedo

 Note: This is a reblog from my blog archives, but edited because I wanted to change some stuff. 

Utopia is poor writing but dystopia is world renowned fiction. Everything good is fake and to be speculated on. There is no charm in the good, and you’re only smart the more you see wrong. Children are deemed intelligent by how much they understand the world and understanding the world is defined as only how much you hate the world.

There are happy people in the world. According to the internet, you are a happy ignorant. “You don’t understand. The world is collapsing. Check r/collapse.” Japanese manga and music is seen as thought provoking because it is skeptical of the world. Or because it's depressing. Depression is more interesting. Highs are only entertaining if there was a low.

The world is full of ignorance and pseudo intellectuals. Pseudo intellectuals– the mention of a pseudo implies there is a true intellectual. Now which one is it? Left or right? Existential or Nihilist? Communism or Fascism? You wouldn't want to be a wrong side of history, would you? You're a fascist, I'm a fascist, we can be fascists together. “The Evil American empire has fallen” – said the zeitgeist of every decade. It's difficult to grasp the zeitgeist for this decade though, because there is no collective consciousness it is DEAD as a matter of fact it never existed. 

“Why is how intelligent you are equated to how much you hate america?” The more tiktoks and instagram reels I have scrolled is the more information I have. It’s equivalent to educating myself! All you need to do is listen to the nth number of alt/goth/punk girl/guy/they with socialist/communist/anarcho views on twitter/tiktok/instagram/youtube to teach you surface level wikipedia information then you’ll finally be an intellectual. One more tweet. I promise. One more tweet. One more string of words to tell you the obvious: Epstein didn't kill himself, but you know who did? I know who did. IT WAS THE ____ <--- Fill in the blank with group you dislike. It's interesting how we all have access to the same files but everyone wants you to believe they were always right. It obviously flew over many peoples heads that the 3 million files the FBI released are muddled with truths, allegations, and outright schizophrenia ramblings. 

The far right Nick Fuentes cocksuckers want you to believe the Jews did everything, there are genuinely chronically online douche bags that think epstein watching FNAF porn and being on the 4chan yuri board is more important than Epstein deserving to suffer in all 16 hot and cold hells of Naraka, and the Far left... also blame the Jews. More specifically, they want you to believe that this is proof Russia, china, and over east are morally correct. Lets not forget Epstein got his hands on clothes from the Kaaba, that sacred Muslim rock thing, that a UAE higher up gave him. And Mao impregnated a 14 year old. and Stalin did the same with a 13 year old. Some claims, were told by an unemployed schizophrenic man who "recovered repressed memories" and believed both his feet were cut off ritual style: Found with both feet still attached. People wonder why the FBI did not take some allegations seriously.  But yeah, men can't wear women's clothing and gay people can't get married because of my bible/quran sai- Just stop. 

Adults are deemed intelligent by how much they "get it" and how much they "get it" is defined by how far along the political spectrum they are, and who they surround yourself with. There is no excuse to any form of conservatism, because conservatism, despite it's large ranges of definitions and personalities, is a fascist violent ideology that kills those who disagree! By the way, Charlie Kirk deserved to get shot. 

No, I understand, the world IS collapsing, and the root of all evil is obvious, it’s monarchy religion atheism patrichary capitalism! Because I solved the worlds equation, I understand, I know, meanwhile when I walk outside and look at the people near I grin because they don’t know. They don’t know about the boogeyman evil therefore they are lower than me. They are happy, they are stupid. They are happy, they are not intellectuals. Everything is bad. If there is good, it must be secretly bad. I have solved the equation to reality, to the system, to the country, to the institution, to the Earth.

Intelligence is knowing the problem but not the solution. Scratch “is knowing” from that sentence.

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. If it hurts, repeat it. But to praise despair is to condemn delight, to embrace violence is to lose hold of everything else. We have almost lost hold; we can no longer describe happy man, nor make any celebration of joy.”

-Ursula K LeGuin

The moment someone read this, they'll immediately try to determine my political ideology and label me into an umbrella term I do not consent to being a part of. This is a grave insult to me, because it undermines my retardedness. People create political labels because-- getting to know someone, understanding their political views and nuances, that takes time and effort! It's significantly easier to create a label, strawman someone's beliefs, to make it more comprehendible to you. Then you know if someone is a Nat-zee. Because being an intellectual is all about labels. The number of books you read, number of degrees you have, the score you have on the ideological purity test. You can't be Aryan, unless you're a South Asian man with a twitter account that solely defends lolicons. Don't even call me a centrist. 

One day or one month or one year this will be archived maybe in the wayback machine and someone will read this and they’ll call me pretentious. But they’re wrong, I’m not pretentious, I’m a pseudo intellectual. Because sounding sophisticated is far more important than getting your point across, or explaining what you mean. Everyone knows that a sesquipedalian style of writing makes you cool. I quoted Omelas not because it inspired me to write this “higher than thou” satire but because it’ll make me sound like a college professor, since I’m in the minority: you haven’t read it, but I have.

“The place they go towards is a place even less imaginable to most of us than the city of happiness. I cannot describe it at all. It is possible that it does not exist. But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.”

By the way, did you know the MISO and MOSI pins on SPI protocols on your average microcontroller stands for "Master in, Slave out" and "Master out, Slave in"? Incredibly strange names to describe the roles of electronic modules... I mean it makes sense though..